January 2012
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Two guys and their girlfriends are being happy together in the middle of the hallway ugh nausea.
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I hate peeing. It’s like I’ll be right in the middle of sleeping or something else and I don’t feel like getting up but nope I have to pee. My bladder is nature’s way of saying “Like hell you’re staying in bed for more than ten hours at a time.” I’m going to start wearing adult diapers just so I don’t have this problem anymore.
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The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there...
– Ellen DeGeneres
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Sometimes when I’m sad I turn ask on and off just so I can get a message from Tumblrbot. And then I feel even more sad.
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roonilwazlibisourking:
all the other kids with the pumped up kicks
you better run better run
before i put my foot up your ass
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December 2011
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killjoysmakesometoys:
things that don’t get any notes
witty text posts you’ve spent like five minutes trying to word perfectly
things that get notes
wow i wish i was an avocado
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I’ve changed my New Year’s Eve plans. I’m going to bake a shit ton of cookies and then watch a bunch of movies. Because nonexistent friends.
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"We've mastered the art of making pretty music...
grungegarage:
- Sean Kinney of Alice in Chains
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wugs:
#do you guys have the one person who follows you and who you follow #but you’re not sure why they follow you because they’re such a quality blog and you’re NOT #and you never talk or anything #but sometimes they’ll like one of your posts and you’re like I HAVE PLEASED HER/HIM
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Is it strange that I really want to dunk my boobs in a bowl of hot soup right now?
youremygetaway:
ifyoucallthisliving:
I was just flipping through my new Greek Isles calendar and guess what. Every month except my birth month (April) has really gorgeous pictures of scenery and architecture and you know what April has? Fucking sheep in an olive grove. Is it just me or does April always get the shittiest pictures on calendars?
this but november.
November has a picture of a...
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I was just flipping through my new Greek Isles calendar and guess what. Every month except my birth month (April) has really gorgeous pictures of scenery and architecture and you know what April has? Fucking sheep in an olive grove. Is it just me or does April always get the shittiest pictures on calendars?
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I’m going to make it socially acceptable to wear togas outside of frat parties nowadays because wearing pants is torturous.
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I wish tumblr had forums or something. I don’t know why but it’s easier for me to talk to people on a forum rather than just sending a message to their blog out of the blue.
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I'm making it my goal to do something besides lock...
You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to play Tony Hawk’s Underground 2.
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Accidentally deleted the Zune software off my computer on Saturday. After getting the same fucking error message like 10 times and a collective 2.5 hours or so of trying to fix it, I finally got it to re-install. You’ve been spared from me shitting on everything you love, Bill Gates. For now, at least.
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youremygetaway replied to your post: I have no fucking idea what to get my brother for…
mine is getting a bottle of wine lolol
lolol my brother and his friends have no taste so if I were to buy him liquor I’d have to get some cheap, shitty beer like Natty Ice. Then again all teenagers are just looking to get shitfaced for the least amount of money so I guess I can’t blame them....
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I have no fucking idea what to get my brother for Christmas. Is it bad that I know like nothing about the person I’ve shared a wall with my whole life.
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mattflydick:
nothing says christmas more than sitting in your room alone blogging
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