January 2012
15 posts
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Jan 27th
40 notes
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Jan 27th
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Two guys and their girlfriends are being happy together in the middle of the hallway ugh nausea.
Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 21st
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Jan 18th
473 notes
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I hate peeing. It’s like I’ll be right in the middle of sleeping or something else and I don’t feel like getting up but nope I have to pee. My bladder is nature’s way of saying “Like hell you’re staying in bed for more than ten hours at a time.” I’m going to start wearing adult diapers just so I don’t have this problem anymore.
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
577 notes
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“The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there...”
– Ellen DeGeneres
Jan 18th
813 notes
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Sometimes when I’m sad I turn ask on and off just so I can get a message from Tumblrbot. And then I feel even more sad.
Jan 16th
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Jan 14th
54,965 notes
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Jan 14th
3,570 notes
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roonilwazlibisourking: all the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run better run before i put my foot up your ass
Jan 8th
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Jan 5th
18 notes
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Jan 1st
33,692 notes
December 2011
127 posts
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killjoysmakesometoys: things that don’t get any notes witty text posts you’ve spent like five minutes trying to word perfectly things that get notes wow i wish i was an avocado 
Dec 31st
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I’ve changed my New Year’s Eve plans. I’m going to bake a shit ton of cookies and then watch a bunch of movies. Because nonexistent friends.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
85 notes
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
413 notes
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Dec 30th
508 notes
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Dec 29th
2,771 notes
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"We've mastered the art of making pretty music...
grungegarage: - Sean Kinney of Alice in Chains
Dec 29th
100 notes
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Dec 29th
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wugs: #do you guys have the one person who follows you and who you follow #but you’re not sure why they follow you because they’re such a quality blog and you’re NOT #and you never talk or anything #but sometimes they’ll like one of your posts and you’re like I HAVE PLEASED HER/HIM
Dec 29th
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ListenSlip Away - Squidd I’ve been looking for...
Dec 28th
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Is it strange that I really want to dunk my boobs in a bowl of hot soup right now?
Dec 28th
youremygetaway: ifyoucallthisliving: I was just flipping through my new Greek Isles calendar and guess what. Every month except my birth month (April) has really gorgeous pictures of scenery and architecture and you know what April has? Fucking sheep in an olive grove. Is it just me or does April always get the shittiest pictures on calendars? this but november. November has a picture of a...
Dec 28th
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I was just flipping through my new Greek Isles calendar and guess what. Every month except my birth month (April) has really gorgeous pictures of scenery and architecture and you know what April has? Fucking sheep in an olive grove. Is it just me or does April always get the shittiest pictures on calendars?
Dec 28th
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I’m going to make it socially acceptable to wear togas outside of frat parties nowadays because wearing pants is torturous.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
3,471 notes
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Dec 28th
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I wish tumblr had forums or something. I don’t know why but it’s easier for me to talk to people on a forum rather than just sending a message to their blog out of the blue.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
3,702 notes
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Dec 28th
2,495 notes
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I'm making it my goal to do something besides lock...
You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to play Tony Hawk’s Underground 2.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
131 notes
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Accidentally deleted the Zune software off my computer on Saturday. After getting the same fucking error message like 10 times and a collective 2.5 hours or so of trying to fix it, I finally got it to re-install. You’ve been spared from me shitting on everything you love, Bill Gates. For now, at least.
Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
5,850 notes
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youremygetaway replied to your post: I have no fucking idea what to get my brother for… mine is getting a bottle of wine lolol lolol my brother and his friends have no taste so if I were to buy him liquor I’d have to get some cheap, shitty beer like Natty Ice. Then again all teenagers are just looking to get shitfaced for the least amount of money so I guess I can’t blame them....
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
119 notes
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Dec 24th
9,058 notes
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I have no fucking idea what to get my brother for Christmas. Is it bad that I know like nothing about the person I’ve shared a wall with my whole life.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
1,467 notes
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Dec 23rd
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mattflydick: nothing says christmas more than sitting in your room alone blogging
Dec 23rd
16,220 notes
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Dec 23rd